peace and l.o.v.e.

slavette:

"if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission"

I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.






can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana






katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down






mattismysmile:

jacobsmutsides:

lovingmagcon2:

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

Omfg what lol

goals

DO YOU EVER LAUGH SO HARD YOU START COUGHING BC THAT’S ME RN

mattismysmile:

jacobsmutsides:

lovingmagcon2:

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

Omfg what lol

goals

DO YOU EVER LAUGH SO HARD YOU START COUGHING BC THAT’S ME RN






text-posters:

my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor






runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.






kid:

shawn hunter + cory matthews






madeupmonkeyshit:

When your friends tryna go out

madeupmonkeyshit:

When your friends tryna go out






gonnagetcaged:

"what can you do with an art history degree???"

image

this






benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE